Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Act like a local in Antwerp .be

* Always refer to Antwerp as "the city"€ ('˜t stad) because to Antwerpians, it'€™s obvious that their city is the centre of the world

* Never feed pigeons. It makes you look very stupid and if a supervisor catch you, it will cost you between 50€ and 250€

* Young locals never buy or eat "€œAntwerp hands" (cookies or chocolate in the shape of a hand). Only tourists or crazy people pay a lot of money for chocolate. Just go to a supermarket and stuff yourself with any kind you want. Favourits are Côte d'€™Or and Jacques.

* Always talk very loud and have an opinion on everything. In Antwerp this is considered normal, in the rest of Belgium it is considered very annoying

* Grow a moustache! Antwerpians have a thing about it. There'€™s lots of moustache clubs. The wifes and girlfriends of the members automatically become a member too, even if they don'€™t have a hairy lip

* Bad news for the Japanese: taking pictures of yourself in front of a statue is considered abnormal.  

             

3 Comments:

Blogger culpa in abstracto said...

lolol i thought they were going to mention the portuguese ladies as an exepcion.

je vais reserver mes voyages samedi prochaine. le sept fevrier j arrive pour detoner ton chambre.

les bisses et les mots.

ta chiénnne

2:26 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Eu vou comprar mãos de chocolate e da-las aos pombos. Depois fugimos do "supervisor" pelo meio dos parques. :P

11:11 AM  
Blogger culpa in abstracto said...

brussels here we go!...

sergio, hon ur coming dykeclubbin with me... ;)haha

just 4 fun, they might even misunderstand u as a girl ;)

2:20 AM  

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